Saturday night, we got a call at the service center where I work. Since the 5 technicians were all dealing with stores at the time, this call went to the answering machine.

Following is the most entertaining flow of curse words I've ever heard in my life. Ever.

The First Call
3 things I like about this message.

• At the Help Desk... we're 'calculating mother fuckers'.
• He's running a 'Goddamn Cock-sucking Business(and bid-ness is good)'.
• The little 'bye' at the end.

18 minutes later, we get the following message.

Here, he called us 'weasel heads'. A personal office favorite'.
The funny thing is, he wasn't giving us the correct contact information...
So one of my co-workers spent the next 20 minutes tracking down his store.

Right before he could make the call back, we got the third message.
Poor guy.

Here, we learned that the cash register was 'from Mars'.
And the funny thing? When we called him up, he hadn't paid his service contract in 2 years.
So we couldn't replace the terminal that was broken for 4 days, until he paid for a new contract. Damn that's funny. And you all are a bunch of 'weasel fucking heads'.

other people have been here.